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Big Red 2.0

Posted by on June 14, 2018
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Big Red 2.0 has arrived.  Big Red 1.0 was the old sofa in PA.  This is a power reclining love seat.  It’s comfy, you press a little button to recline or sit-up. It takes a bit of time to cycle through the process. This is not a good loveseat to spat upon with your spouse.  Absent is the clunky wooden handle providing the satisfying slam and clunk of the footrest going down, at dding dramatic flair to your actions and punctuating your current emotional state … Now you just bitch and glide slowly on gossamer wings to your feet as your beloved laughs at you.

 

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